Friday April 7, 2006-Guster For The First Time

Friday was a pretty awsome day. I don't remember what happened up to the point of the concert and I'm sure its not important except for me exploding an orange juice after something really sweet came to my mind. I could have just cured cancer or something but that orange juice exploded everywhere on the floor so the world will never know. After some problems with getting five people togethor we got into a tiny Ford Tempo and made our way to JSAYU(my name for it.) We went through an area where we thought we were going to be shot for sure and then to some really big mother fucking homes. We got lost for a little and in anger Max through the directions out the window which wasn't to smart for future use on the way home. We found the place finally and we got inside and found out that Zack and I were on the floor while Ryan, Max, and Drew were balcony Bitches(nothing against you.) Andrew Bird was amazing. He's incredible to me. He has a ton of talent and all you bitches just don't understand. I loved every minute of his performance. Except for Ginger Snaps or Ginger who came barging up to the front and trying to start a clap to get Andrew off the stage. It was so annoying and he kept clapping on this girls head so after about 2 minutes of his shit I look at him and go "No one here thinks your sweet. Stop clapping." He like "no dude, its cool." I'm like "no, none of these girls think your sweet with your clapping and your hitting that little girl in front of you in the head." He finally stops clapping but then he keeps touching this girl in front of me who me and Zack have named "Jenna." She looks at this kid and goes "if you touch me one fucking more time I'm blasting you in the face." So fucking funny. Then Zack had to deal with this big bearded kid who he has dubbed "Space Invader." You know your at a concert when your confort level has reached zero. Ryan is still a concert virgin because he was way up in the stands sitting confortable, sorry kiddo. Guster comes on and it was pretty fanfuckingtastic. I think I expected more of them but I believe that Zack built them up on a Pedestal that no matter how well they performed they couldn't reach the top. No encore was a bitch even though everyone heard them say "after the encore." Well, Jakes was having FREE 5$ Pizza And Wings but we were not able to find it so we settled at Roscos and had some pretty good chow for a very good price because our server spoke like 3 words of english. Finally getting home and having an awsome concert hangover ended the experience.

[first lines]
Rob: What came first, the music or the misery? People worry about kids playing with guns, or watching violent videos, that some sort of culture of violence will take them over. Nobody worries about kids listening to thousands, literally thousands of songs about heartbreak, rejection, pain, misery and loss. Did I listen to pop music because I was miserable? Or was I miserable because I listened to pop music?
High Fidelity

At This Point I Only Think One Person Reads This

So I'm pretty positive about one person reads this but at this point I'm doing this for myself. I went to another concert on Friday and I would say its the most amazing concert I have ever been to. The first band which was The Ponys was extremely good. Nothing spectacular but it was entertaining none the less. The second band which me and Max just figured didn't show up was two guys rocking out in leather cowboy outfits and it was pretty much the most amazing thing I have ever seen. I have no idea why and I'm in no way gay for these guys because Max pretty much thinks the same thing I do about this band. Its impossible to explain but I know next time they are in Cleveland or anywhere near I will have to hit that concert up. ONE, TWO, THREE, EIGHT, NINE, EIGHT THIS IS THE WAY WE CELEBRATE. The last act was Art Brut which is one of my favorite new bands. There show was extremely good. I was so pumped after this concert that I felt like just getting a guitar and forming a twee ass band called "Custard's Last Stand." Well, actually its already formed but we have yet to do anything with it. Great name but I'm gonna have to say Vince's band has the best name ever in "Hong Kong Police Force." Well thats it for now but I just watched About A Boy which is one of the best movies I have ever seen. I will have to purchase this movie like in the next week cause I have to watch it again.

Will: I'd be the worst possible Godfather. I'd probably drop her on her head at her christening. I'd forget all her birthdays until she was 18. Then I'd take her out and get her drunk. And, let's face it, quite possibly try and shag her.
About A Boy