Had To Post This John, I Really Did LOL

Conversation about John and sports led to this story;
jijibijiboy: that's nothing compared to the true story of my first day at football
RunOfTheDill: hmm
RunOfTheDill: i want to know
RunOfTheDill: do tell
jijibijiboy: ok
jijibijiboy: so i'm at practice
jijibijiboy: i'm new, i don't really know anyone
RunOfTheDill: write on big message
RunOfTheDill: please i dont want to have to keep coming back and fourth
RunOfTheDill: thanks for doing that
RunOfTheDill: i have like 22 thhings going
RunOfTheDill: and my cpu sucks
RunOfTheDill: long
RunOfTheDill: press enter now so i can started
RunOfTheDill: get started
jijibijiboy: i'm a quiet guy, you know that. so i'm basically sticking to myself. at the time i'm like 145 lbs.... so, really small compared to these others guys. so we're at practice. we're doing the exercises, and i am DYING. i can hardly breathe. swear to god, i had tunnel vision, i was sweating to death- ready to pass out. and this is fifteen seconds into it. finally we go outside and i'm like, sweet, time to leave.
jijibijiboy: so i'm getting ready to get outta there when i realize we're supposed to run around the entire school. three times.
RunOfTheDill: lol u would die at a day of bball
jijibijiboy: i'm like, ok, i'm basically so exhausted i'm stoned. so i start running. and i keep running. and when everyone turns to circle the school, i keep running straight.
RunOfTheDill: lol
jijibijiboy: behind me i hear the coach calling.
RunOfTheDill: i really laughed out loud
jijibijiboy: i ran all the way home
RunOfTheDill: lol again i really did
jijibijiboy: and puked all over the living room floor
RunOfTheDill: my dad is asking whats going on
RunOfTheDill: lol
jijibijiboy: hahaha
RunOfTheDill: lol
RunOfTheDill: im dying
jijibijiboy: joe can collaborate
jijibijiboy: that's a true story
RunOfTheDill: i just fell out of my chair
RunOfTheDill: im not even kidding
jijibijiboy: calm down man :P

My Chemical Romance and Alkaline Trio Concert

I got tickets to this concert exspecting it to be sweet as hell. Well, it wasnt. On a scale of 10 it was 4. The only reason it is that high is my chemical and alkaline ruled. Both bands were incredible and my chemicals lead singer is one funny mother fucker. The first two bands just fucking screamed and cursed like little bitches. SCREAMO=GAY. HARDCORE=IS OKAY. Zack was fuckin sick but there was no way i wanted to go up into that crowd anyways. Anybody that has a bandana on his or her head and is not tied to a gang is gay. Many people were whering fucking gloves which pissed me off. No offense but emo fashion in general pisses me off. I work with a emo kid and he explained why he wheres girl pants to me once but i still just dont get it. So emo kids, chear up. Timeline as a book was really good but as a movie, terrible. English class in general just brings my day down. Now i sit in a corner and just sleep all the time. No one sits by me and half the period i spend listening to my mp3 player now. Other then that shit i just dont have much to say. Quote of the month was skipped for some reason so im going to do two this week. Have fun.

[after Spicoli wrecks Jefferson's car]
Jefferson's Brother: My brother's gonna kill us! He's gonna kill us! He's gonna kill you and he's gonna kill me, he's gonna kill us!
Jeff Spicoli: Hey man, just be glad I had fast reflexes!
Jefferson's Brother: My brother's gonna shit!
Jeff Spicoli: Make up your mind, dude, is he gonna shit or is he gonna kill us?
Jefferson's Brother: First he's gonna shit, then he's gonna kill us!
Jeff Spicoli: Relax, alright? My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it.
Fast Times At Ridgemont High

Nice Guy Eddie: C'mon, throw in a buck!
Mr. Pink: Uh-uh, I don't tip.
Nice Guy Eddie: You don't tip?
Mr. Pink: Nah, I don't believe in it.
Nice Guy Eddie: You don't believe in tipping?
Mr. Blue: You know what these chicks make? They make shit.
Mr. Pink: Don't give me that. She don't make enough money that she can quit.
Nice Guy Eddie: I don't even know a fucking Jew who'd have the balls to say that. Let me get this straight: you don't ever tip?
Mr. Pink: I don't tip because society says I have to. All right, if someone deserves a tip, if they really put forth an effort, I'll give them something a little something extra. But this tipping automatically, it's for the birds. As far as I'm concerned, they're just doing their job.
Mr. Blue: Hey, our girl was nice.
Mr. Pink: She was okay. She wasn't anything special.
Mr. Blue: What's special? Take you in the back and suck your dick?
Nice Guy Eddie: I'd go over twelve percent for that.
Reservoir Dogs

Zack,Ryan, and I VS Vermillion Purple People Eater

So we were beating up on Vermillion and I decided to take a stroll over to the other side with these two kids. We get over there and were being cool just hanging out watching little Kish and company begin the trampling. Well, first a bitch chearleading coach yells at us and tells us that we are in her way and tells us to go back to our side. We just act like we dont hear her. So were chillen for another couple of minutes and this guy in a big purple coat comes up to us and told us to leave. Ryan asked why and he said we were causing problems. Well Ryan then ask, "How?" The guy thinks he is funny and tells Ryan that he is blocking his path from leaving. So we start to leave and then we just go right back to where we were standing. The guy comes back a secont time and causes more problems with us. He then goes on to say that he will call the cops up on us if we dont leave. I really didnt want to get in trouble with the coaches over something this stupid so I just left. Purple people eaters suck at all sports and should not have even had the right to play against on us in football. I hope this asshole comes to the basketball game and see his sailors get beat in that sport just like the football team did.

Brian Kandrac Vs. Old Man

Football has begun and i have begun spending alot of money on food again. These football games are always bad on the road because student sections are hard to come by. Well, this one had a confrontation between me and an old guy that turned into a gay kid named Kandrac getting grabbed and almost punched for being an asshole. Next time you see this kid just call him an asshole because what he did was uncalled for and noone even found what he said even remotely funny. If you want the story ask me, max, R.C, B.C, or alot of other people who i just cant remember. I did see The 40 Old Virgin and heres its review;

Funniest movie of the year. Had some of the best dialogue i have ever seen in a movie. The conversation about being gay is one of the best ever and almost every i know is gay because of what that conversation said about coldplay. Dont download this movie. Pay to see or just buy it like im doing.

I have come to realise now also that all my money is being spent on dvds. I anticapate every week to see what im buying and whats a good deal. I am soon going to have to buy a case to store my dvds and am hoping for a good poker day to pay for this. Currently I have around 65 titles. Im turning sundays into movie days so if you want to watch one with me you just have to come over any part of the day. I had the first one this sunday with about 6 people coming over. We watched Prison Break, Donnie Darko, Boondock Saints, others watched Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind, and myself, george, and joe watched from dusk till dawn which is a Q.T and P Rod classic.

Monday of the first week of september was boring but some of us played football and had some fun at it. We played some dumbasses that are led by Jeff Goola. Other then that it was a bad holiday with me reading most of the day. Well, thats it so have fun with your lives. Im ending every blog entry with a movie quote now also so heres the first one;

Seth: So, what's the deal with you two, you a couple of fags?
Jacob: He's my son.
Seth: Yeah, how'd that happen? You don't look Japanese.
Jacob: Neither does he. He looks Chinese.
Seth: Oh, well pardon me all to hell.
From Dusk Till Dawn